I've tasted my own semen.

i make fake confessions just to see how many 'likes' i get.

I hate students who whine about their life a lot. If you don't like what you're doing right now, do something about it.

Every so often, when I am drinking, I forget that I don't and will never have friends. So I'll start pretending that some nice person is actually my friend. This always goes bust but doesn't matter much to me at the time. But then the next morning, then I wake to be slapped in the face with not just the full weight of my disappointment from the night before but also once again getting to reconcile myself with the fact that I am some sort of unlovable monster that should be chased out of the world by a mob of villagers with pitch forks and torches. Of course if that mob ever wises up and comes for me, I won't really run, I'll pretend to flee just long enough to get them riled up so that when I do let them catch me, they'll do a proper job of putting me down.

I leave the window blinds to my Commons apartment open all the time...then walk around half/totally naked. I have a little exhibitionist fetish I guess.

IDK about you guys but I always wanted to be a power ranger. Saving the world in a spandex suit would make my life complete, of how i wish!!!

You will be amazed by how much you could accomplish just by teasing and playing with a guy's nipples!

I've spent my whole life life feeling like an auxiliary person to just about everyone in my life. It's like it's too much trouble for anyone to think of me until they need something from me, even if it's just that they need company. When I get sick or otherwise disappear no one seems to notice, or at least say anything if they do. My aspirations for the future don't have anything to do with a career, or being rich or being famous. I just want to find someone that loves me and to whom I matter, and settle down with them.