Went to my first game in a while tonight... of course, you appeared on the jumbotron. Felt like someone punched me in the stomach.

I got 99 problems but dy/dt = y(x+1); dx/dt = x^y + 2x - 1 ain't one.

Sometimes, I think I'm the only one who plays on the Marvel vs. Capcom 2 arcade machine. I hope they don't get rid of it

I always put the cereal in before the milk.

I don't always come to complete stops at stop signs...

I really wanna like the "I just Wanna Get It In" comment, but I don't want people (specifically any females) to think I'm an asshole.

When I don't like a certain professor. I print out a picture of him and stick it on my punching bag. The amount of endorphins released is insane...

I am not going to lie. I don't find One Direction and Justin Bieber to be bad musicians. In fact, I think they're FABULOUS!!! I would like nothing better than to curl up in my mom's couch with a copy of "50 Shades of Grey" and play mah Bieber jam. Haterz gonna hate brah!