You people are really something, I think it is quite clear that only reason you people even come to college is because you want the money isn't it? Fuck love for knowledge. You want to earn more money than the rest of the losers. The same losers that you call friends, and share beers and good times with. All you care about is earning more and having a better life than people who are 99% just like you. No wonder people use Zoloft.

Don't you people want to question reality, the existence of God, the nature of happiness and if it is achievable, the nature of good and evil, don't you want to ask the big question even if the answer might lead to more questions? All I hear out of people are material concerns. Their relationship problems, their desire for instant gratification, their attempts to satisfy their instinctive needs. You are given a brain which can understand contemplate its own existence, something that can't be said of any other living being that has ever existed on earth, but most people just don't use this ability. I don't want to sound too sanctimonious but I think their is a mental aspect to living your life to the fullest. Sure you can skydive, bungee jump, rock climb and push your body to the limit, but if all you think about is what to eat for lunch, I don't you are mentally living your life to the fullest .

I wouldn't mind having a homophobic but warm and charming southern christian lady as my grandmother, even though I'm gay. Actually I would love that!

Black women are hot

Just found out a "whooty" is a white girl with a booty. Don't think we have those at umd.

#bootyman

I got drunk last night.

middle eastern men are hot

I love getting stoned on my roof and listening to music from when i was in the 8th grade