I want myself a nice Jewish boy to fuck him in the ass, and send him back to his parents covered with cum.

I was fisted once

I met a 28 year old married woman on the internet a month ago. We went to an underground BDSM night club and I got tied up, beaten and electrocuted. Finally sealed the deal and boned her tonight and it was awesome.

Also I love blink 182 and linkin park.

I wish I had power like Christian Grey so I could seriously fuck over those that upset my girl.

I have the looks of a "bad boy", but the personality of a "shy boy".
I can easily talk to really attractive girls and they even compliment on my physical appearance, but afterwards they find me sort of weird, because I am so shy and nervous around them.

My girlfriend and I recently broke up and my heart was broken. Honestly the only thing that has helped me through it is that I have another year of college left. I'm ready to just go absolutely ham. Senior year, it's about fucking time!!!!

This summer, I started going to Narcotics Anon. Now I'm terrified of going back to school because I don't know how to be here without drinking socially, which wouldn't be a problem save for the fact that alcohol is a drug. I don't know if I'll be outcasted by my friends for not being able to party. They won't even be able to throw me a real 21st bday. This is really making me hate my recovery...

Remember when umd confessions was like I peed on my roommates carpet and she has no idea lol and now they're all about how everyone in the world is fake? Lets calm it down and go back to the good old days