I feel the only way the MTV music rewards can top themselves now is if they straight up have sex on stage.

Every now and then my best friend tries to turn me straight. She always says there is a possibility that a man can change his physical attraction. I don't deny the existence of this possibility. But girl, I am dead gay.

I sometimes comment on my own confessions so people don't think they are mine.

So...should I buy a bike for school or is that unnecessary?

I hate it when I get a boner and it causes a solar eclipse.

Learn how to shave a guy's back and you can make him purr like a walrus.

I come to this page for shits and giggles but oh man I feel like only the same people comment and always have something smart or cool to say like they're better than everybody. Like seriously? This is Facebook bro get over yourselves. Idc how cool you think you are on Facebook if that shit doesn't add up in real life go kill yourself please. Spend less time on social media go out and meet real people, you'll realize that people aren't as cool as they front to be on Facebook.

I'm a foreign student here and you can tell whether I have been laid recently by how well I speak English. When I'm laid I speak like a native speaker. If I'm not, I speak Gibberenglish.