I'm allergic to pants, who wants to get me to stop sneezing :D

I used to always go for girls a couple years younger than me, but lately I've been getting quite a bit of attention from women a few years older. Then I realize that I'm not nearly as far along in life as I'd like to be, and I get self-conscious. Hopefully being a good person with a decent attitude is enough.

haha so during freshman yr, I was fucking around with so many guys and I got pregnant. I was really scared and like too broke to get an abortion. So I told my mom that, I made a drunken mistake and the baby would more likely come out dark. haha and she freaked and slipped me the money. so if this happens to anyone else, just tell your family the baby will come out like of another race and you should be good to go =)

I'm a junior and a guy for the context of this. I have a little problem when it comes to talking to girls or having a great time at a party. However, when I drink enough to get me tipsy, I am a better person. I don't care about rejection, I don't care about being judged, and I make sure everyone around me is having fun. There have been mornings after being drunk the night before when I see girls I have booked on my phone without remembering ever talking to them or seeing them. I always know what to say and how to carry on and escalate conversations with girls I meet at parties. Enough to bring them back to my dorm or go to their room. Me without alcohol is standing on a wall just surveying the scene and slightly moving to a beat. If a girl says I'm cute, I usually blush like a little kid and try to talk about their majors and relevant education experiences rather than go off what they said about me. I've never been on a date or contemplate having a gf because I'm scared I'm too much of a shy and boring guy to be around without alcohol. And before you mention that I'm an alcoholic, I don't drink unless its a friday or saturday night and I always turn down drinks on any other day. I just want to know if anyone feels this way maybe anonymously if you want. But yeah, I would feel slightly better knowing I'm not the only one that has this problem.

Being a lesbian is awesome. I can hook up as many times as I want and not get slut shamed.. Ever.

Am I the only one who hates the UMD is a smokefree campus now?
Also, can some up tell me where can I buy good ( and cheap) pipe tobacco

So, last night, I got a little drunk. It was cool. But not really. At some point, I decided to drive home. As I was driving, I sensed that I had to urinate. Badly. Very badly. When I got to a stop light, I attempted to urinate in an empty plastic bottle. Fool proof, right? Fuck no. Fool proof as fuck. I didn't "line up" with the opening of the bottle, and I ended up pissing on myself. A wonderful experience. First, I would like to thank God for his grace, and, secondly, I would like to thank my parents.

How do you approach a girl who has no idea you even like her? Sigh. Shit's stressful.