To the guy who can't socialize unless he's tipsy-

It's not even just a guy thing. I'm a girl and I have the same problem. I hang out in a corner and cling to the wall or look through my phone. I feel so awkward. I never know what to talk about and when someone talks to be I don't know what to say back to them. After a few drinks though, I just open up. I'm funny, witty, and playful and can start a conversation with just about anyone. I've struggled with social problems for most of my life and was even medicated for a time because of it. If they made anything that worked half as well as alcohol, I almost feel like I could be normal or at least likable.

A random toddler waved at me, and I chose to not wave back. Welcome to life and it's disappointments you little shit.

Sorry blue shirt guy. Clearly I don't have a vagina....? O.o (pretty sure you knew that already?)

- Somewhat Lost Cookout Guy

I'm on a dating site, and I think I'm getting catfished. Seriously, what would we do without reverse image searching?

I am the "blue shirt striped" guy. Unfortunately I don't go for guys. Correct me if I am wrong but if you do have a vagina please like the post.

-Blue Shirt Guy

I wish that girls would say that I was cute (I weigh 250 pounds and am balding)

HOLY SHIT!!!! Blue-striped shirt guy? I think I just figured out who you are/might be. Hi, I'm cookout guy. Can I get a do-over? =)

I had to torrent all my textbooks because I couldn't even afford to rent them...