Saturday, 21 September 2013 11:13 PM
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I just threw up really bad right after I ate a cinnamon sugar cookie and now I can't get the taste of cinnamon out of my mouth and nose.
Saturday, 21 September 2013 10:56 PM
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I dont think any girl or woman will ever be attracted to, or love, me because i'm overweight. I'm in my early 20s and I fully expect to die alone
Saturday, 21 September 2013 10:27 PM
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I'm falling in love with my best friend. She's gorgeous, hilarious, and just the all around coolest person. And my girlfriend doesn't know.
Saturday, 21 September 2013 08:44 PM
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I still haven't hooked up with a girl. Is it weird that I don't want to just hook up with some random chick at a party?
Saturday, 21 September 2013 08:15 PM
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Why is it so hard to find girls that like to swallow? I might just wife the next one that does.
P.s. I eat lots of pineapple
Saturday, 21 September 2013 08:15 PM
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my laptop seems to work everywhere on campus except south campus diner, any tips on how I can fix this?
Saturday, 21 September 2013 07:35 PM
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I tried to find a University of Michigan Confessions page to troll because of us at Maryland taking them over so thoroughly at MHacks, but I couldn't find the page so I guess I'll just boast about the fact that we are taking over to the school.
Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:29 PM
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Am so surprised that a lot of freshman girls at UMD don't know how to do sex. Even worse, they don't know how to suck a dick. Being a foreigner having great sexual expectations from girls here are falling apart. I feel sorry.