I just really love swallowing.

Girls always look at me weird when I talk about how much I hate cuddling, but I really do hate it. I will roll over to my side of the bed and that will be that. Like I really would prefer if the guy just left after we had sex.

TA thought the statement "Using an a priori experiment..." was grammatically incorrect. Now I have to go explain to my professor that their TA(who is a sophomore undergrad) probably doesn't know what an "a priori experiment" is. This is almost as bad as when I had to explain to the TA that my answer was a simplified version of the fraction on the rubric and she had to pull out a calculator to check the fractions. The psychology department needs to hire competent teaching assistants.

I feel like my life revolves around finding things to hate on.

I don't know what is worse, when people think I'm off because they think I expend effort to think about stuff, or the horror they express when they see that that sort of cognition is purely reflexive.

Can we have a club where we just cuddle? We can just get into a big dog pile and hug it out and cuddle for like an hour or so? I would want to join that club so hard

Looking back at my classmates from high school, what a bunch of losers. Enjoy your stay in the working poor, you guys pretty much deserve it. I know I am a jerk for saying it, but I accept the responsibilities of my words. If I end up like them, I expect to be thought of the same as I think of them. Long live capitalism.

Hey George...Give a gun to your 5 year old (assuming u have a 5 yr old kid) and tell him if a shooter with a gun comes to classroom...shoot him with this....and tell me what happened next...you are still a retarded asshat!!!