#3010 I've taken more shits, jerked off more, slept more, and had more sex in the 7th floor McKeldin men's room than anywhere else since I've gotten to CP.

#3009 some of these commentators on this page try too hard to be fun, just go sit down somewhere

#3008 When I see the posts here it gives me some hope knowing that there are other people going through the same shit I am.

#3007 So I just want to say that I am in love with a Woman who is attends UMD. I have been having feelings with my best friend and she completes me. Right now, she is the hospital and she is at her most vulnerable. I love her to death, and I feel so bad that she didn't tell me whats wrong with her. I cried all night for her, but when I see her, I want her to know that she will feel loved. I want to hold her, kiss her, and let her know that everything is going to be all right.

#3006 I couldn't give less of a fuck about Breaking Bad.

#3005 I can't even explain how good it feels to have a bro for life...bro as in non-related bro

#3004 I have a problem. I can't commit to anyone, no matter how beautiful or great of a person they are. I live for the chase...as soon as I catch them and they show interest in me I don't find them appealing anymore. It's gotten to the point where I don't even hook up with girls more than once. It doesn't matter how awesome the sex is or who the person is, I somehow find flaws in them and they're unattractive. It sucks because when I first like a girl, I'm crazy about them and would do anything to have them like me. But as soon as I accomplish that, it's like they're a whole other person. I'm probably going to be single forever for this reason and the saddest part is...in a way, it'll be by choice. Oh and I fucking LOVE big tits

#3003 Honestly I think getting rid of the golf course is probably a good idea. http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/university-of-maryland-golf-course-could-make-way-for-an-academic-village-development/2013/09/29/3045eb64-2530-11e3-b75d-5b7f66349852_story.html