#3018 I have a huge sexual crush on one of my straight friends. We make sex jokes with each other a lot. Well on my side they've only been part jokes, but now I feel like he's only part joking too. We joke/flirt basically every time we see each other and I'm starting to wonder if he might be in the closet. One of my friends who met him for the first time a while back told me he thought my friend was gay or maybe bi too. But I'm not romantically into him, just sexually. I'm torn between wanting to tell him and not wanting to make things weird if I'm wrong...

#3017 How about someone who wants to listen to music and occasionally make out. I know there must be someone else out there.

#3016 I'm not really into the dating scene. Don't get me wrong, I'm attracted to people and consider some "datable" but if I'd rather be friends with you, that's a big fucking deal. More so than having a short lived romance.

#3015 Met this guy late this past summer. He totally swept me off my feet and he's smoking hot. He told me how much he liked me and wanted me around. I was walking on air for weeks because he made me feel really happy. Now all of a sudden it's different, he doesn't hit me up, we don't really text and the only time we really talk is when we're planning to meet and hook up. I did everything right and he still got bored of me really quickly. This is the first guy I legit liked in a long time, gay dating really sucks.

#3014 I'm usually high.

#3013 I jerk off into condoms.

#3012 I have a group of 7 friends. 2 of them are poor. I wish they weren't in our group, so we could go out and do more fun stuff. They can never hang out because they always have to work. I wanna spend some fucking money. Bottle service, drinks, lap dances, and ViP service. Mmmmm. I have the money, just nobody to go with.

#3011 It turns out that the hair cuttery did have a machette on hand.