#3363 Griffin who works at Panda Express, you're cute and you have amazing eyes.
Sincerely, Honey Walnut Shrimp guy

#3362 Shit fuck I made a mistake
I thought I needed a break
The truth is I'm such a dick
It's broke and can't be fixed

#3361 I hate my job, I hate the costumers, I hate the bosses, I hate the cooks, I hate the other employees, I hate it there and I hate everyone there, I'm tired, of it all, I'm going to quit today.

#3360 We should be able to move the fucking furniture in the lounge.

#3359 To the dude who anonymously took a shit next to me in the men's stall on 6th floor mckeldin earlier today... Please, and I mean not for everyone else's sake but your own, please allow the courtesy of a royal flush as your essence might be worse than mustard gas. Thanks

#3358 Alot of the guys I know are just concerned about getting laid or finding a new girl to hook up with at a party. I'm just here to have a good time and enjoy the environment. I mean if i spent every second of my life wondering how to get a girl, I think I would be miserable and miss out on all the awesome things that are in front of me. Am i thinking wrong or what?

#3357 To the girl with the scarf on the second floor of McKeldin sitting across from the Asian kid, you're really cute and I like your hair.

#3356 I am 25 living on campus and I don't feel like I fit in. Any clubs for older students?