#3371 I'm that one asshole in Cumberland hall who always takes the elevator to the second floor despite it being the busiest time of the day.

#3370 I honestly prefer horny, outright slutty chicks that know how to dress femininely and what to do in bed much better than classically beautiful chicks that don't care about their appearance. If you're dancing in heels, you have a decent rack /ass and you're motioning to me to come to you, you have my full attention.

#3369 I saw the only two girls I ever tried hitting on both at the Sex Week fair in Hornbake Plaza. Even worse, they were working the booths. I hope they didn't recognize me.

#3368 I dated a REAL nice guy. I'm a party girl. The kind with lots of problems that dudes still bang cuz ... sex. The kind that thinks she's ugly, and gets guys to make her feel better by fishing for compliments. The kind "nice guys" hate because she can't get her shit together and keep dating douchebags and then vents to them when she breaks up. He parties, too, and lots of guys really like him because he's chill and knows who he is. But he never knows what to say to impress girls. I didn't take him seriously for a long time because I didn't even understand that he was trying to hit on me. He's decently cute, though not my type.

One night I was really upset out and he stayed up all night keeping me company. Thought it was a great idea to bang him. Before I knew it, we were dating. He was thoughtful, patient, and even helped me like myself more. He made me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world. He decided we can't be in a real relationship until I know who I am, but still picks up when I'm upset and genuinely smiles when I am happy.

I think he is a real NICE GUY. He's never once blamed women for not wanting to be with him. He doesn't slut shame me. He doesn't feel I owe him sex when he listens to me lament about my "big big problems", and still listens despite me not putting out anymore. He doesn't even know he's that "nice guy". And really, he's not finishing last. He's looking for a woman that is worth his time that is not carried away by fake ego, charisma, and money.

If I could go back in time, I wouldn't have banged him or any other guy to feel better about myself and I don't plan to anymore. If I could go back in time, I'd get my shit together younger so that when I met him, I would have been the "nice girl" he's been looking for all of college. And sometimes I secretly wonder if I can still be that girl and work being a better person all the time. :) If you really think you're a nice guy then please just keep being you! Keep caring about women instead of giving up and turning bitter! All us silly girls that are attracted to assholes will eventually figure out and want you, but if you're already an asshole too, you'd be super screwed... and by that I mean you won't be screwed by anyone!

#3367 I'm apart of so many online dating sites, that sometimes I wonder if I can even hold a conversation with a woman in real life

#3366 Since there's a club on campus for black women who choose to grow their hair naturally, there should be a support group on campus for guys who are trying to get jacked but can't for whatever reason.

#3365 I want the D so bad. The thirst is real.

#3364 I'm a guy. As much as I want a boyfriend, I'm afraid to say anything to the attractive guys I see around campus (and there are plenty attractive guys here; I can't walk anywhere without seeing at least seven guys I'd want to ask out). I guess I'm afraid of 'offending' them or freaking them out if they're straight. But then again on the other hand, how am I supposed to get a boyfriend if I don't ask for one? I'm not really looking for a flamboyant personality either, so that makes it more challenging (plus, I'm all the flamboyance any relationship really needs, sometimes a bit too much of it). Kinda sucks being in this place. I wish I could go to Walmart and buy the confidence I need. And I hate how mopey this makes me sound. Grrrr.