#3571 To the ppl who are complaining of being fat - There is a nice fcking gym on UMD which includes a swimming pool, weights, track, personal trainers, etc. The fees for using these serves are already added to your tuition. So get the best use of these services. No one is going to mock u and say "oh look there is a fat guy running on treadmill"..it shows that u care and want to loose weight and u are doing something abt it....and tht is an awesome thing to do..so get ur self and make the best use of wht UMD has to offer...

#3569 Did an interesting little experiment last night at a party. The opportunity was prime! A bunch of people were lined up at the keg, and someone shouted, 'Ladies first!' I thought that was really interesting, and I wanted an opinion about this social privilege that women receive. So, I approached a group of mighty fine females, and I sarcastically said, 'Hey, since we're all equal, you shouldn't get the privilege of going first simply because you're a woman,' to which one of the girls responded, 'We're all equal, except when it comes to the beer.' I then said, 'That's not very feminist of you! I thought we were all equal! And because of that, you shouldn't receive such a privilege!' At that point, they started laughing, and proceeded to pour their beers. It was all very revealing. Though only a small and seemingly irrelevant instance, I thought it showed that this whole equality thing or this whole feminist thing is a sham. Only when people are benefiting from something will they support it. If those girls truly believed in equality and if they truly believed in feminism, then, on principle, they would have agreed with me, regardless of whether it benefited them or not. It reminds me of this example: We're all equal, but men are never supposed to hit women. It's all a joke. Again, this a small example, it's extremely revealing! Now, let the butthurt flow through you!

#3568 If I just broke with my ex girlfriend, who's down to celebrate?

#3570 hi

#3567 I'm a girl and I don't mind getting my feet played with. :)

#3566 so I was getting head last night when I saw colored lights out the window. raised the blinds to a great firework show. impeccable timing if you ask me

#3565 I hate telling my science-major friends that I'm double majoring in English and education.

#3564 I think bacon is decent food. It's satiating, and has enough taste for me to come back for seconds. But for some reason, there seems to be this quasi-movement led by internet scholars and swivel-chair philosophers to anoint bacon as the Liam Motherfucking Neeson of meat. I mean, I don't see anyone putting pork sausage on their fucking soufflé. I don't mean to put down the beliefs of anyone who regularly have these bacon orgies that I describe. But the bacon movement is one that I think is a prime example of the internet being all up in arms about phantom causes. Bite into your piece of pork-ass and look me in the eye and tell me that this piece of bacon is the best thing you tasted.