#3579 I'm about to be 24 doing Engineerng while working retail and I feel like I have not really done anything with my life. Does anyone feel like that? I feel like at 24 I should have been out of school and working a real job.

#3578 I want to make a program that creates a list from friends among your fb friends who didn't wish you happy birthday so that you can unfriend them later.

#3577 I feel like one day all the girls I have on fb will go through their pictures and see the pattern; that is, I only like pictures with exposed tits.

#3576 To the guy at the football game. Bottom of section 10, who wore his friend's gray hoodie with the American-flag M on it:
I thought you were attractive, and I didn't know how to say anything to you about it. Maybe next time. Also, you have awesome friends.
Sincerely, guy in front of you in cape

#3575 To all those girls wearing yoga pants to school, God bless you. You make my day so much better and my little friend very happy.

#3574 I have written off the rest of my undergrad career. As a transfer student I have made NO friends. At 23 I have given up, its depressing and the fact its homecoming and I am doing nothing besides watching TV and playing video games... I'm sad

#3573 My dick is so chafed from masturbating so much. I can't help that I'm this horny and can't find a vagina to stick my dick in. welp. time to go fap again.

#3572 Girls that dip (or at least are willing to try it) instantly become hotter.