#3619 I blame my boyfriend for breaking up my ex and I

#3618 One thing I've learned about this world that has never been proven wrong is to never, under any circumstances, trust a man. It's the worst decision you could possibly make and it's predictable every time. You can't get hurt if its just you. And it's not worth it no matter how many times people tell you it is.

#3617 Question for people in the Honors college.

So I happen have a thing for a girl in the honors college, i'm pretty sure she knows I like her a lot and I think she likes me a little (at least), like we've hooked up a few times....anyways,
The thing is,
this girl is funny, smart, athletic and really has her shit together .... one of those.

my story: i'm currently paralyzed by indecision (regarding major/career choices) and i literally freak out when people ask me what my major is because that is actually a complicated question for me. I try to keep it together around other people but its a total act, im so stressed all the time i feel like i literally could have a heart attack any second. i need some serious help.
but like all i can think about is this girl, i just want to be good enough for her, but i feel like her and all of her friends are hotshot engineers and business majors and cant help but feeling depressed that i'm not

do people look down on people that are undecided about their major? do i even have a shot with this girl, would she overlook my lack of direction (im only a soph)? can anyone relate to the "what's your major" anxiety?

#3616 I've seen so many anonymous confessions about having suicidal thoughts and it crushes me. There are so many options out there to receive help. Something that helped me was calling the UMD Help Center 301-314-4357

#3615 I am so tired of the Greek life anonymous-Big facebook accounts. I think they're stupid and tacky as hell. Nobody outside your frat, and quite possibly not even everyone in your frat, wants to see your ridiculous fake accounts blowing up everyone's news feeds. Please do us all a favor and cease and desist immediately.

#3614 all i want right now is a guy to sometimes hook up with but also hang out with but not a serious relationship because honestly i'm afraid i'll fuck it up because i don't have time for one and i can't give up anything i'm doing right now because fuck real life holy shit my head hurts and i am doing possibly everything i can to avoid reading this...massive reading and stuff and i just ugh can i just sleep for like three days and catch up on being a semi-functional person and why is it so cold? there isnt enough light in here and that poster keeps falling off the wall and i'm gonna need more bandaids all i want is to get super baked and fall asleep but again fuck real life i can't do this or maybe i just don't want to anymore, who knows? my arm is itchy. why is it so itchy and why can't i concentrate and why why whyyyyyy am i bothering anymore i just i'm done i can't uuuuuuugh stupid sleep deprived mind i mean can i just curl up into a ball and don't do this and say i did and why is the water so far? what kind of kitchen...fucking ugh alright you know what that's it i'm going back to being a little kid again and recess and naps and bye.

#3613 To every guy who doesn't understand (and asks) how lesbian sex works:

You must be really uncreative. Let me put it this way. What lesbians do in bed is practically EVERYTHING a straight couple could do in bed. Let me get a bit graphic.
Lesbians go down on each other. They eat each other out. Easily, a guy could do that to a girl.
Lesbians finger each other. Easily, a guy could do that to a girl.
Lesbians use strap-ons. This means, wow, a guy could use his penis on a girl! Woah!
There's more that could be done, but that really falls on to how creative a couple gets in bed. Regardless of sexuality. You work with what you got. And, I'm sorry, but if a guy only pokes his dick in a girl and calls it sexual experience, that's hella bland. And if a guy can't get the basics of what lesbians do for each other, than he doesn't understand how to please a girl with anything other than his dick.

Be creative, dudes! I can most certainly say I'm a creative fucker in bed ;) Guy or girl, sex with me is FAR from boring. And I'm open to understanding ways to please my partner, while exploring what can be done and what can make someone cum. So, think creatively. It really isn't that hard. Understanding how lesbians fuck isn't that hard.

#3612 I'm going to suck it up and tell you I like you...next time I see you. Get ready.