#3627 I need a party to go to for halloween...............

#3626 My apologies for the potentially graphic nature of this post, but can someone please explain to me why heterosexual guys are so into anal sex? I'm a girl and I just don't understand. I mean homosexual guys, I get that. But the straight guys...I mean why would you choose my poop canal when I've got a perfectly nice vagina literally right there??

#3625 I have a programming project that will take at least 60 hours to complete it (not exaggerating). It will be tedious and very stressful, but I'm excited to tackle it straight on. The epiphany of enjoying my major is truly humbling.

#3624 Went into the engineering building today to try to find somewhere to print free because my wallet and swipe got stolen. Found a printing kiosk on the second floor with a girl sitting next to it doing some work. I go up to her and go "Excuse me, can I ask you a favor?" She flat out says "No." Taken aback, I respond "I just need to print 2 pages for a class in 10 minutes, my wallet and swipe got stolen and I can't print anything." She responds with "I don't fucking care about your problems." She then grabs all of her stuff packs up and runs away from me, glaring over her shoulder at me like it was me who kicked her puppy. I don't really understand how someone's first instinct is to be rude and dismissive. I've never in my life met someone so flat out disrespectful and it really put a damper on my day.

#3623 I just jacked off to the following mental imagination due to the amount of Pokemon Y I've been playing:

I was walking down a hallway in a public but currently empty place. To the left I saw a Glaceon chained to the wall, next to it a sign saying "Cold Water Fountain." I felt thirsty so I started to lick its pussy. It began to moan and soon begun to squirt. I begun to drink it, licking harder and harder so more and more would come out. It begun to beg me to take her out of the chains to which I responded "No, I'm still thirsty, however I could have some milk". I begun to rise, massaging her boobs and licking her nipples. A short mental time skip and I was penetrating her against the wall, as she could hardly speak and was drooling in pleasure. Then at the moment of mental ejaculation (but not my own) the shackles suddenly opened and she was put into a pokeball. Another time skip and she was on my bed and I was penetrating her once again, with me actually cumming shortly after.

#3622 asian guys suck. As soon as I graduate Im gonna finally stand up to my parents. I will never force myself to date one again.

#3621 Ratatouille is my favorite Pixar movie. I mean it's about a rat that cooks what more do you want?

#3620 I'm at this point where I'm happy in my life...except for school. Why can I never be happy, why is there never any balance it seems?