#3699 Listen to WMUC Digital Saturday nights slash Sunday mornings midnight to 2am and it's the best omg

#3698 I spread my butt cheeks when I poop so I don't have to wipe as much.

#3697 #3686 Lol. I have posted a same confession twice on this page. I was so drunk :P

#3696 If yoga pants are for doing yoga, are parachute pants for skydiving?

#3695 Im not human. I was sent from a far away planet and charged with learning your customs and mating habits. I look like you but I am not like you. Please continue your day to day operations as normal. Thank you.

#3694 The only box I think inside of is the TARDIS because it is bigger on the inside.

#3693 I once had a weird experience at a hotel. It was at midnight when I was awoken but a scratching noise from the room adjacent to mine. I got out of my room and looked through the keyhole. But I couldn't see anything but red. I thought nothing of it and went back to my room. In the morning when I talked to the manager. He said that a horrible murder had taken place in the room. A man was effectively eviscerated. On the walls of the room the victim had written "red eyes" with his own blood.

#3692 I know damn well I'm not the only one who hides food underneath each other to save dining points.