#3859 I literally cannot function without at least 10 hours of sleep. I might be the worst college student ever.

#3858 I may have gone out on Halloween, puked of someone's lawn and lost my roommate's hammer she gave me for my Miley Cyrus costume. I still haven't told her about the hammer. I am scared to.

#3857 Lately i've been over thinking everything and its starting to ruin my life. The only time i don't is when i'm drunk. I swear to myself that i'm going to chill the fuck out yet i get into the same situations over and over again.

#3856 I've tried the casual hook up thing and it is incredibly unsatisfying. I just want a dude to ask me on a date or some shit. Being single sucks.

#3855 It is the most satisfying feeling to take a shit after a weekend of anal sex. I feel as light as a feather!

#3854 I don't know where to start with, but first of all... I don't like being anonymous. This may be obvious to some students prior to my identity. This is my first semester and I made a few friends so far... It's difficult to make more new friends when they don't know sign language, and they aren't fan of NFL, horror films, The Walking Dead, and/or comic books. Not that I'm lonely or anything like that, I think it would be nice if I get to know more students especially Family Science majors on the campus rather than staying in my dorm all the time. And yes, I already registered with MCFR if you were about to ask. I need something fun.

#3853 Does anyone else feel like they fell off hard after high school? I went from A student in high school to a 2.7 GPA in college. Like, no matter how much I bust my ass, I'm still coming up short grade-wise.
I'm sitting here listening to people talking about how they studied for 10 mins and got an A, and I'm over here eating, sleeping, and marinating myself in my textbooks and still barely passing lol.

#3852 It's kinda scary how college can turn you into the person you said you'd never be.