#4147 Should be a GenEd requirement to bang at least 30 chicks before leaving.

#4146 I don't know about you guys, but I kind of wish Maryland had some kind of rail service inside the campus 'cause I don't want to keep walking all around and I don't currently own a bike - but it wouldn't be a nice idea right? 'Cause there are universities around the world with rail-systems.

Sadly though that idea may never come to fruition because of the costs & infrastructure-related problems of building such a rail system around age-old buildings plus making the space for it.

#4145 I've noticed a correlation between UMD Diner food and frequent visits to the toilet. Is anyone else noticing this? Every time I eat the dining food I find myself visiting the restroom more often than if I ate home-cooked or otherwise and I see lot of people making visits as well. I don't know, but I heard from people of the past online that there used to be a rumor around that the university put laxatives in their food! Well, I don't know about veracity of that claim, but it seems like they definitely put something in all the foods to make you go more.

#4144 So far this year I've been going to football and basketball games by myself because none of my friends are interested in them. It's not nearly as fun and I really want to go with a group of people who are into sports!

#4143 I pretty much lie about my GPA every time somebody asks me.

#4142 My motivation for good grades has gotten so low, that I literally get excited when I get C's.

#4141 i like to save the intricately-written confessions so that i can learn and improve my writing style

#4140 who else will be buying 'britney jean'?