#4155 I'm so fucking awkward in front of her. I wish I was someone besides a stalker to her.

#4154 whats the least-creepy way i can tell a guy friend I'm down to be his booty call?

#4153 I've been watching way more Grey's Anatomy than any straight guy should.

#4152 If you're going to have your headphones in during lecture and text the entire time, and then constantly nudge me to ask to see my notes, please don't sit next to me in lecture.

#4151 I love taking big black dicks up the ass

#4150 So I party here a lot. Just when I think I've figured out the maryland party scene, I get fucked. I invite people who leave me behind. I'm tired of this and I honestly won't go out anymore if it happens anymore. It's honestly not worth it. If rather make real sober friends than fake 'party' friends.

#4149 I like soccer more than I like sex. If I could go without sex for the rest of my life, so long as I got to be around soccer, I would have a wonderful life.

#4148 Kathir from Denton is so cute.