#4393 It makes me sad seeing fat girls in 251, because they last thing they need is all you can eat

#4392 I know some guys that would replace a girl when she starts farting around them. Shiiit, I don't trust a girl till she starts farting around me.

#4391 I often think of painful ways to kill the extremely loud and rude people that live above me

#4390 Call me arrogant, cocky or whatever. I don't care. I can make you addicted to me. I can give you everything you want emotionally,physically and even stimulating philosophical conversations when you'd like. I'd love to hear about your dreams, what makes you tick, even your darkest desires and secrets. on the other hand, the chances of you learning anything about me are less than a snowball in hell.

#4389 is “I’m sperming” an appropriate thing to say during love making ?

#4388 Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there

#4387 You would think by having all these libraries on campus, I wouldn't feel like I'm in the damn Hunger Games trying to find a desk to study at

#4386 Why does it feel like all that Umd students do is party, smoke, & drink? It pisses me off that it feels like that's all students ever do here or talk about. The people who would rather watch movies and eat junkfood on a weekend without being illegal or stupid still exist, too!