#4418 major shoutout to the commenters who aren't afraid to call people out for being dicks. one of my favorite things about this page is reading the comments on assholes' posts because I laugh mad hard every time. keep keepin it real y'all

#4416 There should be a standardized test that everyone has to take at the age of 18. It would test overall character as well as general aptitude and if you didn't pass, you'd be killed. It would be designed to basically filter out the degenerates that bring us down as a society(think Snooki or Paris Hilton). Incredibly inhumane, but this would solve so many problems, likely lower crime, and clean up the gene pool a bit. Let the butthurt flow and comparisons to Hitler commence!

#4415 To the escort -#4402 - We already know that majority of women fake orgasams all the time. We also know that crying is blackmail.

#4414 to #4400. Just give me a time and place to meet. Friday afternoon works.

#4413 I am in love with my best friend

#4412 I once attended a lecture drunk.... It was fun.....

#4411 I am terrified I am going to graduate from college without ever being kissed. I am not one of those girls who is desperate for a relationship and to find the man she will marry in college. I just want a kiss.

#4410 Dear Lord, I want nothing but a pass for my 420 class. Please let me pass that class and graduate, please.