#4426 I'm currently hungover and writing a final paper thats due in two hours. YAY english 101!!!

#4425 I have to say I kind of agree with #4416 except for the killing part. I'm on this dating website and one of the "get to know you" questions asks "Would the world be a better place if people with lower IQs couldn't procreate?" Haha I'm always tempted to say "yes" because it's so true, but then I worry I may offend some people lol. So you are not alone in your thoughts haha

#4424 4408, this is 4390 and yes, I'm a guy. Wassup? I'm gonna be at McKeldin doing a final and watching 4399 propose to his girlfriend. Roll through if you're about that life.

#4423 Please let me pass Spanish and Grammar class...

#4422 why is our mascot a terrapin..?
Why "Fear the turtle"?
Nobody is scared of turtles...

is like saying "we're slow but, don't worry we will get there, eventually" hahahahaha

don't get me wrong i love UMD.. it's just funny.

#4421 There's a girl in my MATH140 class that I'd do just about anything to get the chance to fuck. The only problem is, I'm in a committed relationship, and would never cheat.

#4420 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uewTWOHK0U this is my jam right now

#4419 I am a gay man and I would give up anal sex forever to have sex with Beyoncé just once.