#4489 Last night I had a dream that I started dating the girl I like, had my first kiss, the whole shabang. It was awesome, until I woke up and realized it was all a dream.
I couldn't go back to sleep, but when I did my dream picked up where the other left off, and said girl immediately broke up with me. I actually felt pretty good about it, and ready to take on the rest of life single. Then I woke up and realized it was all a dream.
Thanks, dream god, for letting me live out both options. (to be fair, there was a dream in the middle where I had to give an old lady oral to pay off a bar tab, but I refuse to believe that it was connected to the other two)

#4488 I'm not sure how I even got into UMD. I feel so inadequate here. This semester definitely crushed any self confidence that I may have had.

#4487 Note to future procrastinating self: go study.

#4486 At this point I'm like FUCK FINALS. Why must they be cumulative and why do they have to be all in one week.

#4485 Despite how "diverse" UMD is or whatever, it still feels like it's 90% White.

#4484 I think Anirudh is the embodiment of what an Indian man ought to be.

#4483 @#4372, I'd take you up on that offer, if you're still down.

#4482 I'm attracted to women in their late 20s/30s. Never actually been with one, though.