#4497 I slept through my final exam because I stayed up all night studying for it and fell asleep at my desk.

What do I do? Help!

#4496 I cheated on all my finals....but kike who doesn't right? Its college why do we all stress about finals when God handed us smart phones?

#4495 Two more finals AND I AM DONE WITH MY UNDERGRAD.

#4494 I love UMD, but finding a mens bethroom here is rediculously difficult. It seems like every building has 46 womens bathrooms, and then two mens rooms in secret corners. Build some more easily accessible mens rooms. Wtf.

#4493 Heyyo, I'm a girl looking for someone to help me learn how to lift weights properly. None of my friends lift so I don't really have anyone to ask. And I don't really go to gyms in the first place, but still I don't want to just run on the treadmill or use an elliptical. I just don't know what I'm doing with any other equipment. Someone help me please!

#4492 Tomorrow i'm going to complete my last ever Final as a student. I plan on celebrating by going home, getting drunk alone, and deleting pictures of my ex from my phone. Should be a real blast. ...Did I mention that the only thing I have to look forward to post-graduation is being unemployed, alone, poor, and sad? Happy holidays indeed

#4491 I turned 20 this week, and now I feel like an old ass fart surrounded by a bunch of freshmen.

#4490 Cut the wire to the TV on the lounge a couple floors above me for screaming at the top of their lungs while I am trying to sleep. Do you not understand 24 quiet hours? I was exhausted for my 8 a.m. final, ass holes. I know I am a dick but.... should have thought about other people before you kept screaming like that.
#sorrynotsorry