#4561 I wish Alan Rickman would read me bed time stories just so I could ask him to turn to page 394.

#4560 just had insanely loud sex with my girlfriend, finally got my one roommate to move his sorry ass out of our living room, most satisfying revenge ever. I came and got him to go :)

#4559 Why isn't there a UMD Sex Club again?

#4558 The only reason that I still try to make polite conversation with my ex when he texts me is so he doesnt post the dirty pictures I sent him online somewhere. All I really want to do is tell him what an asshole he is and delete him from every aspect of my life

#4557 Regarding Testudo catching fire:
1. As people have already pointed out and police have confirmed, it wasn't on purpose...there was a plethora of flammable objects right next to more than one open flame. That's just fucking stupid.
2. I watched some dumb bitch (accidentally) cause an entire lamp to fall off the chair and shatter into pieces everywhere just minutes before Testudo caught into flames (this was the lamp shade that supposedly caught fire) because she was trying to get a picture next to it

My points? People are more obsessed with posting pictures/documenting this shit on their Facebooks and getting precious "likes" than the tradition of actually offering Testudo gifts itself. Whether it's to show they too were originally there/be the first to post whatever ridiculous item showed up to Testudo next, or they're the ones that mindlessly pressed "share" or reposted links to the hundreds of websites/news organizations that mentioned it yesterday to be like "OMG MY SKEWL, I GO THERE"...when is that kind of shit going to end? Sure, I rub Testudo on the nose when I pass by, I'll offer something (if it's an actual object and not a fucking piece of trash)...both even though I'm not that superstitious. It's because it's OUR tradition, it's something as a school and student body, we will experience together and no one else ever will. I mean, fuck, I'm not trying to preach or anything because that's just not me but for crying out loud people, when did it become about the recognition on social networking or somehow always bringing something back to being about you? It's about UMD, it's about the Terrapin family...it's about US and it's meaning to US. Not fucking USA Today or BroBible writing a three sentence caption for us to piss our pants about and then them forgetting about it a day later.

So show some damn respect, put your fruit roll up wrappers and goddamn flavored Smirnoff fifths in the trash where they belong, stop documenting every single little part of your life online and just enjoy this experience for what it is; one only a Terrapin will ever get. Good luck on finals!

#4556 I go to Johns Hopkins University, but the workload and stress here makes me wish I had accepted that UMD scholarship...

#4555 @4527 yeahh go fuck yourself. I personally know 2 people who clear people for government jobs for a living who had a little fun before they graduated. If you really think the government is a place of saints gtfo.

#4554 What if whoever set fire to testudo was someone from duke...