#4642 I really dislike my roommate. Just thinking about having to come back to her next semester makes me a sad panda.

#4641 I need 43 credits of straight A's just to have a competitive GPA to get into the business school.

Goodbye social life.

#4640 I hate people who go to libraries and computer labs and sit there and talk the entire time. Or listen to music obnoxiously without headphones on. If you have that much free time, get a freaking job. Or a second job. Just go to the mall if you are going to be an idiot. Some people have work to do.

#4639 I met my boyfriend on Tinder.

#4638 I may or may not have broke down in tears during my lab practical. Oh well, at least I passed.

#4637 I think it's pretty annoying that nowadays when I hangout with my friends they're all on their phones constantly texting their girlfriends. I'm not jealous. And I know your all in love and so on but can't you put your phone down as we watch a movie or play some video games. I don't have a girlfriend so I might not know what it's like but it's still pretty annoying if you ask me.

#4630 I just masturbated to the same hot 40 year old milf nurse I've been masturbating to for 2 years. Semen came out of my dick in a single stream for like 3 seconds straight.

#4635 Even though the campus is huge, I always end up seeing someone from high school I didn't get along with.