#4715 Just graduated from UMD and have nooo fucking clue what do with my life...

#4712 So, who else suffers from constant bitch face?

I'm really shy so i avoid eye contact and my natural resting face I guess just looks angry and/or sad? IDEK but everyone always thinks im a stuck up bitch when I'm not really, and it's hard to make friends bc I come off as unapproachable but i CANT approach people bc im cripplingly shy. But if they talked to me, i'd talk to them. but people rarely do bc... i look mean!

#4711 fuck buzzfeed, but... we did it kids. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q0tUPTLurY

#4710 I work at a print shop and this lady came up to the counter and said the copier isn't working. She printed a butterfly with blue highlights on it on yellow paper and it came out green. I tried to explain to her that blue+yellow=green and she just did not get it and left in a huff.

I don't get paid enough for this shit.

#4709 Finally got on Tinder and I feel like I've hit liked on at least 20 girls and still nothing. Idk how often people check these things but I feel like I should have gotten at least one match by now.... How many had you liked before you got a response?

#4708 School starts in a week...and even though break was a month long....i wouldn't mind a few more weeks D:

#4707 I secretly want to be successful simply so I can look down on everyone who fucked with me.

#4706 I slept with my professor and she gave me an A+ in the class. I had to take a shot of henny each time we did it but she wanted to feel young and I wanted a A+.