#4721 I put chicken stock in the noodle soup I made and told my vegetarian friends that the sweet taste came from mushrooms. They all enjoyed it and said they had never had anything so delicious. Duh, 'cause meat is good. LOL.

#4720 I am a single guy who liked to fuck prostitutes whenever I am in the mood(escorts, call girls what ever the name you call). But now I just want something more than just sex. It is not a kick for me anymore. I just want a real girlfriend a long term girlfriend.

#4719 To #4716, hi. :) I once had to replace my keyboard because I squirted on it.

#4718 I want to fuck the guy I'm sitting next to so bad rn.

#4716 I want a girl who can squirt.

#4717 There was this hot milf at the gym today that kept smiling and looking at me, she then proceeded to do squats right in front of me. I shouldn't have worn gym shorts.

#4714 To the person inquiring about the honor council, it depends on when the teacher submitted their complaint about you, when I I went through something similar I believe I got an email a week or two before the beginning of the semester, but also the people in the office can read the teacher appeal and decide it's not worth perusing. Also if you do get a meeting date assigned by them they let you tell your side and decide if you should just get a zero for the assignment or and F or an XF. If you do get the XF you can get rid of it after a semester by emailing them and they send you this super long information package about honor codes and you answer some questions. You could also appeal it and the student legal aid can help you with that. Also don't worry! I know it sucks but it's not the end of the world. I got an XF my 3rd semester here and I'm in the honor society on campus and UMD keeps emailing me about joining organizations for good grade (granted I do make good grades) but it'll be okay. Fuck this school.

#4713 Hipsters must have a hard time drinking coffee at first, given that they would need to drink it before it is cool.