#4850 Everytime I jerk off, I finish in this jar and preserve it. I have collected my semen since the first day I have ever jerked off and there is a lot of it. It's nice to have that kinda of memento with me.

#4849 My parents and grandfather just started freely cursing in front of me and during conversations with me and it kind of disturbs me... I'm just not used to them talking like that.

#4848 I've slept with atleast 1 girl in every sorority except one.. 3 semesters ago I had 5 sororities left and was supposed to graduate but I put off graduation for a year and a half now just trying to finish the list.. I'm too old for the party scene (22) though and I never joined any fraternity so I don't know any people who even know ZBT girls... Where can I find one?

#4847 Haha, asked this fat bitch out on a date yesterday, told her I’d meet her at this buffet you have to pay to get into. Of course I didn’t go, I’m fucking hilarious.

#4846 Anyone ever feel like they don't know what they want? I graduated in May and have my own place and a great paying job. My friends think I have it great but I feel like something is missing.

What's missing is probably a nice girl to share my life with, but I'm terrible at committing to anyone. I want to date a girl, but do not want to have to talk to them everyday about small things that happened in my life. I find it hard to find a girl that wants the same thing.

#4845 I just can't find people who are similar to me to be friends with. I had a great group of friends in high school, but the people on my floor are either too boring for my taste or batshit insane, and it seems like people generally hang out with people on their floor the most. I guess I'm a bit of an introvert but I never thought it would be this hard to make new friends in college. I just feel lonely, and I'm struggling to figure out who I am because I'm sick of conforming to what other people do.

#4844 Okay need help with this one.

A couple months ago I'm talking to a girl at a bar in Baltimore and after getting to know each other, I ask for her number. She says no but that we can continue talking.

I know the bro game. You get shot down, cut your losses, move on to the next girl.

I move on after she says no about the number. Literally two minutes later, she's grinding on me during the next song.

Am I wrong to be a little annoyed at mixed signals? I never know what to do in these situations. I tend to think if I'm confused when I first meet you, it won't simplify with time.

#4843 Sometimes I lay awake at night and stare at my room mate as I jerk off and finger my butt hole. Once I finish I take some fecal matter and put semen on it, then wipe it on their leg.