#4858 The other day when both my best friend and i were beyond drunk, i ended up giving him a blowjob. He doesn't remember that it was me though. The next day all he remembered was "getting some". He doesn't knonw who or what though

#4857 any embarrassing gym stories?

Ok, this happened in 6th grade. We were playing field hockey, and I was actually somewhat decent at it (I'm good at hockey-like sports). I scored a goal, and I was proud of myself. Then, the girl who was playing goalie for the opposite team told the gym teacher "but I wasn't ready!" and the teacher had us play back the last few minutes, and my team ended up losing.
That stupid bitch! Everyone knows your job as the goalie is to be ready at all times. "I wasn't ready" is not an excuse. I mean, what was she doing? Filing her nails? If I had been goalie and used that same excuse, the teacher probably wouldn't have done that to me.
I will never forget that.

#4856 Men, I cannot stand them.

Like one day I was on my way home & was in the right lane to turn into my neighborhood, and that lane was moving slower than the speed limit because of a long line of cars. This guy in a weird camo-print 96 Lumina with fucking pro-life stickers all over pulls up next to me and slows down to match my speed (45 in a 60) despite having NO ONE in front of him, and he's like honking at me and doing that stupid dick thing where he purses his lips and raises his head in a quick half-nod. I ignored him because not only does getting attention from men make me uneasy, but also because NO NOT IN ANY SENSE EVER, and he kept honking and honking and honking.. and when I kept ignoring him, he shouted, "I JUST WANTED YOUR NUMBER, YOU BITCHY UGLY CUNT."

Like, uh. Thanks, man. ...Still no.

#4855 i am so pissed off cause guys are the worst.

my friend has been seeing this guy for a couple weeks. it wasn't official or anything, but whatev. one day they were hanging out and he took her phone and locked himself in the bathroom with it. when he came out, he handed it back to her and told her to delete his number and never talk to him again.

now she's really upset cause he won't tell her what he saw. she thinks she did something wrong and that everything is her fault. :(

#4854 I really want a boyfriend. I can't tell if it's pathetic or not, but that doesn't change the fact that I want a guy who I can share college with.

#4853 To the guy in the maroon jeans and black Vans with spikey dark hair who asked me "If this is the 110 bus?" on Thursday morning: you were so cute, I'm sorry I didn't keep the conversation going. I'm just really bad at flirting and talking to people. I hope I see you again though.

#4852 I'm a Junior and I still don't know half of the buildings on campus. I'm like whats Lefrak is that an STD

#4851 I used to have sex with this girl all the time. The first time I made her cum was at night during last Spring under the bleachers of a high school. I loved how dirty she used to talk while I fucked her. She would tell me how she loved how big my dick is and how I fuck her hard and without mercy. Her pussy was also super tight... I wish I was fucking her right now.