#4914 black girls are too prude sometimes... If I get to sleep with one with a fat ass before semester ends it'll be my slam dunk on top of graduation

#4913 Why doesn't UMD let lifters use chalk? Do they NOT want us to have a safer grip when lifting weights in such a crowded space? I think the employees just don't want to do an extra round of mopping....

#4912 why do people who dont need money work?? constantly calling off to go out and never picking up it is the most frustrating thing...if your parents support you 100% then leave the jobs for people who need them!

#4911 I saw you at the gym on Tuesday, 2/4 and had you as a TA last semester. I'd like to say that I always thought you seemed fit and attractive and considered asking you to dinner, but after seeing you only doing 135 lbs on decline bench, I thought better of it. Plus, you skipped cardio, and I don't need to be messing around with any of those out of shape guys who last 5 minutes in bed. Sorry (:

#4910 What's the best way to nurse a broken heart :(?

#4909 It sickens me that some people have billions of dollars and keep it for themselves. I might sound like a communist, but there should be almost zero salary gap. It sucks that humans are inherently horrible people. If everyone was just fucking nice to each other, our race would already have explored the stars. Either species are the first intelligent species, meaning it's our job to explore the galaxy and find the secrets of the Universe, or there are already intelligent species out there, and it's our job to get out there and join them. We sure as hell aren't going to get there by killing each other and manipulating loopholes to suck every possible penny out from others, just so we can afford that Ferrari.

#4908 Seriously North campus kids, if you plan to move into a South campus suite, you need to study up on consideration. Sound carries. Learn to nudge your door close, close your door if there are more than 2 people talking in your room, and there's a reason these suites are soo far from traditional dorms. North campus kids be infecting our peace and quiet!

#4907 All of college ive been hoping to find a guy to pleasure me sexually (meaning with a dick thats bigger than 7 in - yes i am a size queen) but also one who is good looking and intelligent...However ive come to the conclusion that you can only find guys around here who are only 2 of the 3 things i want :c