#4919 I've been trying to do the no fap challenge but today i saw a girl as she licked her fingers right in front of me and i had a boner for like 20 minutes

#4924 Im a pretty small, timid asian girl who moved here from out of state but the one thing i was known for back in high school was going out with the football captain and sucking his 8 in.+ dick. I hope my past never follows me here

#4920 My secret hobby is that i try to see how long i can go without having a shit. This week i managed to go EIGHT WHOLE DAYS. It was painful but i did it. I am a champion and no one will take this accomplishment away from me

#4923 sometimes I just feel like breaking down and crying. I feel so alone.

#4922 You know what sucks? I feel like asshole every time someone tries to talk to me, but I immediately ignore them (unless I know them). I'm Deaf and I can't read lips... I think the reason I do this is if I tell them that I'm Deaf and they would say "never mind" (almost always in my experience).

#4921 I know there are a lot of confessions on here about people sleeping with or hitting on their TAs and professors. These stories always made me uncomfortable, because I never the kind of person to even consider crossing that boundary. That being said; I swear that if I didn't have a boyfriend I would hit on my French 203 teacher so hard. He's funny, easy-going and patient with all the kids in the class, not to mention completely good looking. He is by far the most attractive teacher I've ever had in all my years of schooling. I have never been one to go after a teacher, but if it weren't for my current, serious relationship I would definitely reconsider.

#4916 I'm a straight, cis, white male. I know what you're probably thinking just from reading that, but rest assured, I be sure to check my privilege everyday.
And last time I checked, it's fucking awesome.
It honestly makes me laugh how these fucking social justice keyboard warriors bitching about "patriarchy" and "privilege" think they can actually change the state of things. Like, what are you gonna do? Bitch about it on Facebook and Tumblr? Sign a meaningless online petition that won't actually do shit? The fact is, there is nothing you can do to change the fact that I am at an inherent advantage compared to other minorities. And, truth be told, I'd like to keep it that way. Long live the patriarchy!

#4915 girls, stop wearing your hair in a bun on the top of your head, it doesnt look cute and i cant see the teacher/slides if youre sitting in front of me. beat the humidity with a french braid (like i usually do), not a ball of hair that looks like a fucking growth coming out the top of your head. thanks.