#4946 Sometimes I ask people questions trying to figure out if I'm the only person who's actually conscious and everyone else is part of a sort of program sort of like the Matrix, placed around me as part of some fucked up game I'm in to see how much I can take before I pass on to the next "level".

This normally occurs when I smoke weed.

#4945 This isn't me being snarky, but I genuinely never understood what the point of fraternities/sororities were. Whenever I try to ask people, they just give me some vague, non-descript answer about how "it's about brotherhood and making friends!" Some of the more cynical people I've asked say it's just an excuse to get drunk and have sex all the time. I wish someone could give me a real answer.

#4944 I'm a sex addict. Like its really bad. I can go without sex for a long time no problem, but once I get some, it's like a fucking drug I can never get enough of. What really pisses me off is that I have really high expectations due to the porn I've gotten accustomed to. Before you say that's the problem, its not. Unlike other guys I actually like to give so I can also receive but the issue is these women aren't as freaky as I am. I just want a good girl with a whorish side that's not opposed to locking the door for a few days and not coming out unless we're getting food/water. Ugh. I hate being single sometimes.

#4943 Every time I masturbate I say to myself "What the heck am I doing? This gotta be the last time!" It just doesn't seem right

#4942 i was planning on hooking up with someone today but yesterday i got clitblocked by my own period. :[

#4941 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH DOTS IS SO DUMB, THEY MISPRINTED MY LICENSE PLATE NUMBER SO I DON'T HAVE TO PAY THE $170 I WAS FINED WITH.. YES I AM PRESSED BUT I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE PRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4940 I wish minority girls were as slutty as white girls. I really want to taste the rainbow and fuck every flavor there is...

#4939 I crashed parties in the view/varsity all the time. Lol