#4954 College=learn everything by yourself. Nobody is going to help you. If you can't keep up or understand something, you will crash and burn and die in a fiery explosion. Your guts will paint the class curve red and green.

#4953 i used to feel embarrassed buying chocolate and tampons but now i just stare the clerk dead in the eyes with a super serious look to assert my dominance as a woman.

#4952 It was a poor choice on my part taking dicks in for orgo

#4951 Not looking forward to another valentines day alone...Great.

#4950 To the guy I hooked up with at Alpha Sig last night..thanks for the extensive injuries

#4949 To #4941, You underestimate my misanthropy as a DOTS employee. Thank you for admitting that there was a mistake on your fine. If you dont end up paying after a couple of months, all we have to do is go through our records of student license plates and find the one most similar to the misspelled license plate. We'll find you, eventually......

#4948 Windows Media Player is my arch-nemesis. It's basically been the same program since the mid-nineties with no real updates. It's always on the computers I buy and I can't find a better program to play the videos I download except iTunes, which has it's own problems...

#4947 Why the fuck do I have to memorize a list of pKa values for orgo???? That's like saying, here, memorize this sequence 104343493423669203395195923672360, because I don't want to give you an A.