#5042 It's been all of college and I still think about you. You still walk around in my dreams. I have never stopped loving you and I know you feel the same. I wish life hadn't dealt us these cards that keep us apart. As much as I crave your touch, yearn for the sound of your voice and most assuredly desire to look deeply into your eyes, all I want is for You to come lay with me. Settle my heart once more.

#5041 I had sex with 6 dudes this past week. Does that make me a slut?

#5040 I'm so glad I have a big dick. I feel sorry for you guys with small ones... better learn to eat pussy really good.

#5039 Before meeting my girlfriend I had never had sex on the floor. Now it's the only way I ever want to fuck, it's awesome and you can the best positions that aren't possible on a bed.

#5038 Why is harming or killing a cop supposed to be so terrible and worthy of the worst possible punishments and scrutiny by society in general? What makes them so special? Most of the cops I know are assholes who think they're more important than the really are.

#5037 I'm a guy and I've never had a girlfriend... now for me to get back to my programming at 1:24am on a Friday that school has been canceled on.

#5036 Someone told me to watch their laptop for a whole hour because they were going to get food and they were too lazy to put it back in their rooms. They didn't ask me, they told me to, and threatened me if I wasn't with it when they got back. Little does he (or she) know that I looked at their internet history, saw a list of people they stalk on Facebook, and showed everyone the list of porn sites that they've been visiting.

#5035 Thanks a lot UMD! My boss had to log into my student email to get some documents I had emailed to it so I had to text her my complicated ass Terpmail password that just had to be required (as if anyone is really going to try to hack into a college student's fucking account). Now she thinks I'm a weirdo because of my strange password even though I tried to explain that they're required to be that way...