#5173 Since /b/ has a rule against "personal army" requests, I'm going to start a forum that's all about prank calls, unwanted pizza orders and other general mayhem. My site will be a force to be reckoned with. If you are posted on it, you done really fucked up my friend.

#5168 My suitemate is getting on my nerves. All he does is eat and play video games. Normally, I wouldn't mind, but he shouts and you can hear it through his door. He is so disgusting. A pig.

#5167 I look like I'm in good shape. The truth is, I'm relying completely on my fast metabolism. Once that slows down, I'll have to make some serious changes.

#5166 People often say joining Greek life is just "buying friends". As a member of a popular social sorority, I completely agree. That doesn't mean the friendships aren't real, but the girls are only friends because we each got screened, judged, and tested and then wrote a check. I wouldn't have any of these friends if I hadn't paid for them. Anyone who says otherwise is just lying to themselves. Joining Greek life is like applying for a job and then signing a friendship contract.

#5165 I'm a gay male on campus and feel that guys don't like me. People tell me that I have a handsome face, but I'm about 15 pounds overweight and have a little bit of pudge. People judge my body on apps like Grindr, and I am having hard trouble finding a boyfriend and accepting myself/my body. :(

#5164 Am I the only virgin at UMD?

#5163 @5146 I don't get this... You do realize that you can't see much beyond profile pics and cover photos without friending people, right? Of course it won't look like people are very social if you can't see hardly any of their pics. Am I missing something?

#5162 Not trying to be racist. Well maybe I am. Just a little, But I have much more respect towards African people than I do towards African Americans. As an Engineer student, I have seen many African classmates work very hard to graduate and make a name for themselves. They are very friendly and for some reason I enjoy having conversations with them. On the other hand, African Americans, usually follow the "Ghetto" life style here in the US. I'm not generalizing because there are good African American people out there. They just tend to be the older generation. The new generation is just too depressing. This is coming from a minority. Not a white person.