#5178 Today on campus I saw one of the people who comments on here a lot. He's even better looking in real life. I was thinking about saying "hey, I've seen you on the UMD Confessions page." but then I realized how stupid/stalker-like that sounded. Mike, you look nice and you should feel nice. haha

#5169 Data breach!

#5171 I have a huge crush on one of my teachers. Like, it's a big problem. I can't concentrate in class because I'm always fantasizing about us having wild, passionate, kinky sex. I just want to take her, slam her on a desk, rip her clothes off and start going to pound town on her. I must be failing because I haven't finished a single assignment or taken notes for the class. She is just too beautiful.

#5177 My truck just got finished getting fixed and I owe the shop $260. Only problem is I don't currently have a steady source of income but I need that truck. I have raised $30 so far.

#5172 Was on the elevator today with six other people and someone's phone rang. Everyone on the elevator went searching in their pockets and purses with great anticipation. B.F. Skinner would be proud.

#5176 Websites like Tfm or tsm really disgust me. I don't know how people casually joke about hazing, drinking disorders, sexual assault, abuse, elitism, entitlement, affluenza etc. I know many people who learned much of what they know about Greek life from this site and it bothers me that much of the things advertised on the site happen in real life and encourage similar behavior here at umd

#5175 It really bothers me how cliquey Jewish people are. They might just be worse than Asians and Greek life people

#5174 Is there any secret for living on campus? My family is in the so called "middle class" earning about 52-54 000$ a year I can't even picture how they will give me the money to live on campus. I know that there are resident asistant positions which let you live on campus for free, but the deadline passed a long time ago. Are there any more options out there? I don't mind working to live there, if anyone wants my services.