#5219 I feel like talking real dirty to a girl while she gives me the best head I could imagine. I mean telling her to go all the way down and lick the balls then come up and try to fit the whole shaft in her mouth and try not to gag. Sucking from the side, swirling the head around her tongue... all the above.

I want the type of girl who makes me want to go to the jewelry store so I can get a custom diamond tongue ring made and delivered to her on a silk pillow in a mansion I bought for her. I want the type of girl where all my friends stage an intervention for me trying to tell me how much of a gold digger she is but I don't care because she sucks my dick so good.

I need that in my life. Thanks for letting me share.

#5218 I can't believe I wasted my time on you. Long distance relationships are hard but I worked my ASS off to make it work, and you didn't give a shit. I cared about you so fucking much that I actually stayed with you longer than a self respecting person would have, just because I was afraid I couldn't do any better and for a while I loved you enough to WANT to make it work. You ignored me, never visited me, didn't answer my texts for weeks on end, and for two years, TWO YEARS I thought it was because I wasn't good enough. Well, you know what? I don't care if it was your first relationship, I don't care if you claim you didn't know what to do. You ruined my self esteem, made me feel like I wasn't worth being in a relationship with. It took me six months to realize I could do better than you. You can waste some other girls time because I'm done trying to make you happy.

#5217 It's almost time for white girls in short shorts season <3

#5214 I love the squirrels on campus, they're so cute and fat. I want to take pictures of them, but I'm afraid of looking stupid in public.

#5213 I cringe whenever I have to go to Marie Mount Hall because it smells like a zoo when you walk in.

#5212 I have a friend who has a fetish of eating dirt from a girls feet. Is that normal?
He tells me that hes has paid escorts to cover their heels and toes with dirt so he can wipe it clean...with his tongue.

#5211 @#5194 I thought I was the only one! I'm a girl btw.

#5210 I love when guys wear sweaters. I don't know why. It makes me really want to sleep with my TA. Seriously, it's a problem