#5225 I'm in love with a freshness who goes here. I know but will keep it anonymous she is from Miami and in the journalism school. It's terrible but if given the opportunity between one week with the cheerleading team or a single night with her I would pick her. I'm not even trying to be weird but I am infatuated with dat ass

#5224 I know I'm kind of propagating this, but it makes me sad now that I see UMD Confessions more than UMD Compliments now.

#5223 I had to get up and leave my cardio kickboxing class yesterday during the lower body workout because I almost cummed instantaneously watching this white girl's big ass booty shaking in her tight shorts.

#5222 I am in love with a complete and total douchebag.

#5221 I strongly despise the college binge drink/hookup lifestyle. It seems to me like most people on this campus simply try to "fit in" rather than pave their own path for life. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against having a good time and going to bars, but I believe most people's intentions are completely twisted on this campus. Rather than enjoying time spent with their own friends, people just try to find a girl that is slutty and drunk enough to go back with them. They perceive that as having a successful night. But that doesn't equate to happiness in the end. Im speaking from first hand experience; I used to live that lifestyle. All you are doing is masking your insecurities and filing in the void in your heart for that night, but when you wake up the next morning, you'll be right back where you started. The same lonely piece of crap that you were before.

#5220 I would just like to say to @5179 (I think....about the car accidents) that just because someone was driving like a jerk, doesn't mean they don't deserve to be mourned the same way someone driving safely was. You have no right to judge either type of person.
Usually I don't respond to confessions, but car accidents are a sensitive topic for many people, myself included, and I think your confession was insensitive.

#5216 The security that was protecting everything was LohSecurity.

#5215 Accutane = Proof God exists