#5241 I really regret having to leave Maryland, screw you Robert H Smith School of Business

#5240 Why do people always fart at bars when everyone is so close together? you never know who did it, and then you assume its whoever your talking to and then your nervous that they think its you. Or worse your making out with someone or dancing with someone. STOP FARTING AT THE BARS!

#5239 I called the RAs on my own roommates' party because it was 4am, still poppin, and drunk people kept trying to come in my room and I just wanted to sleep. #sorrynotsorry

#5238 There's this girl I met last semester. I know her from one of the undergrad lounges and I've run into her at a few parties. I can't stop thinking about her and I'd like to ask her out, but I rarely run into her anymore. I've also never asked a girl out before. Any advice?

#5237 Told my now ex girlfriend while we were still dating that I am having the worst week of my life, she said 10 minutes before she broke up with me that she loved me, I really don't give a fuck she broke up with me, she treated me like shit, I am even sick from taking care of her, she is so ungrateful and I feel sorry for any man that will try for her, though there might not be any man interested which is the funny part

#5236 I think tattoos are so sexy and I hope my significant other gets some (cuz they want to, not just to make me happy) because it would make them so much hotter.

#5235 Is it wrong if I find a certain race physically attractive? Some people I know say that such an attitude is "fetishizing" that race, but I want to get to know my partner past their ethnicity and don't stereotype them or anything.

#5234 I tried the new Dorm Chat feature on Omegle and I had 5 people ask for my SSN on the justification that it was out there anyway.