#5289 Third day at my internship and I really have to poop... I'm in an office with only 8 people and one bathroom. Recommendations.

#5288 I have two laptops, one for working on and one for my "adult" files. I call the second laptop my fap-top.

#5287 My girlfriend asked me to eat her out....I took her to McDonalds cuz I just dont know how to do it...can someone please explain how one should eat out a girl?

#5286 I hate it when people call girls "chicks". Do not objectify us by calling us a baby animal. It's rude and disrespectful. There are better ways to refer to us.

#5285 #5275: I would date the shit out of you. Bonus: I'm shorter than you.

#5284 I downloaded the entire Naruto soundtrack over the weekend. Now I can walk to class feeling THE POWER OF YOUTH!!

#5283 When my roommate is at her boyfriends for the night I sleep naked.

#5282 Most times I manage to convince myself that the depression went away. Not tonight. I am alone with my thoughts and I hurt. I hurt so much from crying and everyone seems to be in their own bubble right now. I've sacrificed so much to help others. Why won't anybody help me? Why am I so alone? What's wrong with me and what have I done to deserve this?