#5297 I believe any white person who gets dreadlocks is a bigoted, racist, cultural appropriator.

#5295 I hate my little.

#5296 Honestly, the only reason why I participate in most of my extracurricular activities is so that I don't spend all of my time eating and watching online videos.

#5294 Girls who subtweet need to get a life doe

#5293 At one point in my life I was such a badass that the cops told my mother that it might be a good move to send me to another country to live, since they couldn't do anything to help her...she did. Kicked my ass smooth down to the west indies, where they do not spare the rod and spoil the child. Even strangers could whoop your ass if there was cause..I was so bad down there, they sent me back! Good times man. Good times.

#5292 I'm an introvert but most of my friends don't realize it. Whenever I spend too much time around them, I get crabby and bitchy because I get stressed out and nervous by the constant social interaction. I feel bad because they think I'm a bitch but I just can't help it.

#5291 I don't know how to start a relationship. I'm done hooking up with random girls.

#5290 Dear people who silently fart in front of me in lecture....
Hm, how do I say this nicely....
Thank you for simultaneously waking me up and making me want to pass out. I didn't know I could go without breathing for half a lecture! Perhaps I'll consider free diving.
Now go fuck yourselves, you inconsiderate bastards.