#5393 Could someone please tell me who or what is that group of people that is like chanting and running around in front of McKeldin every Friday at like 1:00PM. Is it the Quidditch team? I'm a transfer student and I don't want to look stupid asking someone.

#5392 He bent me over and fucked my ass until I could no longer feel anything, so when my bowels started to flow there was nothing I could do to try and hold them back.

#5391 There's a Chem Frat? What exactly do they do, sit in labs all day?

#5390 I miss the cute redhead in chestertown 4. Always a good time w/her

#5389 I haven't even seen Frozen.

#5388 To the guy in my communications class, that sits beside me everyday...I side eye you and watch you "adjust" your balls...or whatever guys do, jumbling their crotch around in their pants...It turns me on a bit....and you have some really kissable lips...

#5387 One of my roommates is active duty Army, and I just let him finish off my Capn Crunch... technically that was an act of patriotism, right?

#5386 So I'm taking dance this semester cuz I thought that'd be a fun thing to do (I'm a dude). It's a lot of fun but we have to go see a live performance, on campus or otherwise and when I heard that assignment I was like "sweet I can ask a girl it'll be fun" and I can't think of a single girl to bring and i feel awkward going by myself. I mean not really it's my homework...but still