#5409 You wanna know why your chemistry labs seem so tame, and why you never do "mad scientist" labs? It's because most of the time you have no idea what you're doing. Even in the lab you're doing student manage to royally fuck up. I've seen students in organic labs almost complete a small pressure bomb. Some of you people scare me.

#5408 You know what pisses me off?

In today's day and age, you can't discriminate based on race, religion, sexual orientation, gender, disability, etc, and rightfully so. But it's still okay to publicly shame FAT people.

I can't control my weight, any more than you can control your sexuality or skin color. I eat well, exercise regularly, and I'm perfectly healthy, yet my genetics and medications make me a little overweight. So I can't live how I want and love myself and be happy because YOU don't like my body.

I'm sick of hearing how FAT girls can't wear leggings or short skirts. Why? Because YOU don't want to look at it? I should live my life to please YOU? By that logic, I could tell gay people not to kiss and handicapped people not to limp because I JUST DON'T LIKE FUCKING LOOKING AT IT.

If anyone ever said "Shut up, JEW" or "Eat shit, HOMO", people would be outraged. HOW DARE THEY! But if someone said "Fuck you, FATASS", nobody even blinks an eye.

Bottom line - I can't help being FAT. I love my FAT body. I love how my FAT ASS looks in yoga pants. And GOD FUCKING FORBID, I think I deserve to be treated as a human being regardless of my weight.

Next time I hear someone discriminating against FAT people, I'm going to sit my FAT FUCKING ASS on their face, because I don't think ASSHOLES should be allowed to talk.

#5407 I wish there was a bridge between Stamp and North Campus because I'm too goddamn lazy to walk all those crazy curves to get around the fields.

#5406 Sorority girls are fun to hook up with and everything, but I will never date / marry one. You're here for a good time, not a long time.

#5405 The fact that 99% of sorority girls need to advertise how their sorority is "the best sorority" only serves as testament to how insecure and preoccupied with "status" and "title" they are.

#5404 To those so called "entrepreneurs". Updating your Facebook or instagram with those annoying motivational quotes does not make you an entrepreneur. Get off Facebook and make your time count.

#5403 So many self righteous douche nozzles on here. I wonder if push comes to shove, will you follow your own principles or be a hypocrite and do what you are criticizing others for doing?

#5402 I want to shave my roommate's unibrow in his sleep.