#5465 Im fat but its a secret no has noticed this extra 100LBS yet

#5464 I watch saturday morning cartoons every saturday…..I start jerking off at spongebob and finish at TMNT

#5463 I tell people batman could beat superman….even though its a total lie

#5462 I want to put my penis in a vacuum and see if its better then a vagina…I feel lie it will be

#5461 I called my mom out of the blue yesterday because I love my mom and wanted to surprise her. But it was weird she got mad that I did. "She was like hey do you mind some of us are trying to get our fuck on…I mean it is 2pm on a Saturday." Im afraid my mom is a slut because my Dad was out of town this weekend.

#5460 I'm scared to tinder in class because I don't want people to know I have a Tinder. But its mostly because I'm nervous that if it finds a girl in my class she'll turn around and see that Im the one chatting to her she'll be like ommmg He's so hot and her excitement will seep throughout her pants and she'll be wet for weeks. I don't for her not for me.

#5459 I would hook up with so many fat chicks if I could keep my friends/roommates from finding out.

#5458 I still love you. I know you still love me too. I just wish that we could try again...I miss you every day