#5473 I wanna suck my professors toes

#5472 I got Drunk at Chuck E Cheese while watching my lil niece. … I kinda puked in the ball pit and told some kid Billy I would fuck his mom….I also Kinda hit on this hot bird lady Helen there….Listen Helen I will totally be a great man to your chicks just call me back

#5471 When I have sex ….I usually think about how Im gonna complete my homework cuz my boyfriend is pounding my ass and vag for hours and will have no time to do my work

#5470 As woman I wish that I could just lay an egg after sex so I wouldn't have to get fat for 9 months

#5469 Im a Washington Redskins fan….

#5468 I made love to a Duke kid… better then love session then any terp every gave me

#5467 all dudes with Girlfriends are ignoring our human genetic code….we are suppose to fuck as many bitches as possible… getting married and having relationships is not what we were programed to do. http://www.livescience.com/32146-are-humans-meant-to-be-monogamous.html Don't believe me read this…. Just tell you Girlfriend you love her….but love all those other bitches on the side

#5466 I jerk off in the Mayo in my fridge