#5535 I want school tomorrow.

#5545 As a guy, I hate all of my crush's other single guy friends, which is a lot.

#5544 If you get a blowjob from a vegan, are they allowed to swallow?

#5543 Bros before hoes. I honestly regret trying to get to know this one girl by saying everything she I thought she wanted to hear and listening to her pointless drama that was basically all lies on her part. She is the epitome of negative energy. Get away from me. I would rather sleep with all the other girls I meet at the different parties I host instead of your desperate ass.

#5542 I hate UMD since coming here I literally have no friends here and every friend I have tried to make has dwindled away because I'm a bitch and stupid or they have other priorities. I need to stop being a bitch and get some self esteem because I'm a terrible person. I have so many issues I'm afraid people will find out about me and I have just been a crazy person the past few months. I sacrificed some good friendships just because I am dumb and I didn't realize when I was super annoying and selfish. I actually hate my life.

#5541 I hate when people tell me "oh you're hispanic, you look white", i don't descriminate or anything I just wish I was more idebtifiable as a latino by my peers

#5540 Okay this is my third post. This is the guy likes to fuck mad bitches... to that girl who ways saying all that about how I'll be so sad when all my friends are bunned up and I'm still dicking hoes down... I doubt it. I know people don't like to hear it but relationships and marriage and all that are for an age that has passed. In the past, it made sense from a socioeconomic perspective for couples to pair up and get married, especially if they had a baby on the way (that's what my parents did). I was about to do that myself when I had gotten a girl pregnant because I don't believe in killing my own children. Trust me, I know what the fuck I'm talking about. I might sound harsh but I know at the end of the day I will be content just trying my luck in screwing bitches I find attractive and not giving a fuck about them later. Why would I want to commit to a lifetime with one of these skeezers? I don't equate how my dick wants to shoot a load in something warm and tight with my desire to share my resources, time, and hard work. I haven't found a woman that's worth it, and in the meantime I have needs. Unlike most people, I don't see getting into a relationship with someone and spending the rest of my life with them as a "step" on my ladder to success along with graduating from college and getting a job. I see it as a very serious undertaking and I am not just going to settle with anything. I think a lot (not most) of people who settle down and get married are folks who don't really have much experience with sex and relationships (nerdy types or whatever) and they just decide that this one person they have found is "the one" because they'd rather just be with them than be "lonely" or whatever. Personally, I find this more sad than the whole "forever a womanizing bachelor" scenario that girl laid out for me. I don't know, I just don't have a problem with it. And I respect women who respect themselves. There's women out there I wouldn't dare walk up to in a club or bar and say the shit I say to get them to go home with me. Some women carry themselves with great dignity and grace, I know the difference. And for those who are saying I'm weak for not stating who I am... this is a fucking anonymous site... I didn't do anything illegal, I didn't call anyone out of their name or anything. That first guy who said he hopes girls don't meet me... he had me all fucked up. Grown women can look out for themselves... if they don't want to get involved/fuck a guy like me they're perfectly capable of telling me that and I'm a big boy and I would be able to handle it and go find another one, as I do. But they don't tell me to leave them alone... No, never. They text and call my phone asking for more of this good dick.

#5539 The first time my girlfriend and I had sex, it was with my roommate sleeping about four feet away. He woke up after about five minutes and had to listen to us for 20 minutes after that. I wouldn't feel bad if she was facing him but it was my ass that he saw.