#5577 Do girls actually like sucking dick and getting cum all over their faces?

#5576 People who leave piss (and sometimes bits of...stuff...) on the toilet seat:
1. You nasty as hell. Really. Clean up your mess. This ain't preschool no more, Dorothy.

2. WATER, BITCH. WA-TER. Heard of it? Hydrate yourself and quit leaving radioactive yellow piss on the seats. Lawd, sometimes the only reason I see the piss first is because it's like a damn highlighter. SAVE YOUR KIDNEYS, GIRL. THEY'RE TELLING YOU SOMETHING.

#5575 I tell every guy I bang how great they were (even if they weren't) so the next time we do it, they're more confident and it's better.

#5574 I think it's funny how Greek members can act so condescendingly to non-Greeks, but then OMG this fucking GDI just made fun of my sorority WTF jealous BITCH.

#5573 I just ordered my first vibrator. I'm terrified when it arrives, I'll never go to class again....

#5572 To the guy that BASED his own girlfriend after we entered Mckeldin and I held the door open for her, thank you. They say the little things in life matter. The fact that I held the first door open for the guy, to which he said thank you and then courteously held it open for his girl, and then upon entry of the second door said nothing as I held it open for her, baffled me. He told her straight up, "You can't say thank you?" to which she laughed about. Come on now, some of you girls don't realize that chivalry should not be taken for granted. I could've literally let that door slam in your face. I don't WANT to be thanked for chivalry, rather, the person I am helping out should do it as a way to pay it forward, know what I mean? It's not that hard...let's all try to appreciate the little things others do for each other, makes for a more cohesive and friendly campus..

#5571 You don't really care about how I feel. I told you I miss you so much for couple times. I showed my true feeling. You said, you care about me. But you didn't show any effort. I hate people keep saying like I like you, I miss you. If you miss me, come to see me. If you really like me, let me know. I have trust issue, i hate to open my heart. Because I don't want to get hurt. Damn. I am done with showing the TRUE me to you. Admit it! You just don't care cuz you didn't give a shit on that. You never ever try though you said you will try. Shut Up and stop pretending you are nice.

#5570 I look at my boyfriend's photos with his female friends basically everyday and I imagine a lot of things that make me sad. Besides that, I have this idea on my mind that he is always talking to them on his phone, liking their photos on Instagram, and that he has more fun with them than with me and maybe all of this is true.